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TV Casualties- Cadaver Friend Cadaver Friend
[A little girl is looking depressingly at a pile of dolls.]

GIRL : [Sighs] Dolls are SO boring! I wish there was a new toy I could play with.
ANNOUNCER [off screen] : Well, wait no longer, little one! The coolest, most fun toy ever created is finally here! Presenting...
[The scene changes to a decomposing corpse of a girl in a frilly dress.]

ANNOUNCER : Cadaver Friend!
GIRL : Why-- She's beautiful!
ANNOUNCER : Yes, Cadaver Friend is indeed the best friend you'll TV Casualties- Cadaver Friend
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TV Casualties-Alfred the Alien Alfred the Alien
[The Host appears, sitting at a desk with a generic outerspace background. This being a kids' show, she is bright and cheery.]

HOST : Welcome back to another exciting episode of Alfred the Alien! When we last saw Alfred, his UFO crash landed on Earth and he met us humans for the very first time.
At first, the humans were afraid of Alfred because he looked different, but once they got to know him, Alfred wasn't so TV Casualties-Alfred the Alien
by ~Wide-Awake-Nightmare

TV Casualties- Opening Opening Sequence
[A boy is sitting in a dimly lit, unkempt living room, focusing on a TV set. Meanwhile, an older boy comes into the room, fresh from a shower. He is towel drying his hair, and his whole face is obscured by the towel. He looks down at the boy from behind the couch. Next to the younger boy, on a small table, is a hair dryer.]
OLDER BOY : Hey, make yourself useful and get me that hair dryer. Y'know, instead of sitting there watching TV all day, why don't you go outside or do some chores around here?
BOY : [Still looking at the TV] Whatever. TV Casualties- Opening
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A Heavy Handed Proposal A Heavy Handed Proposal
There are now two constant tragedies that silently ravage both sides of our world and societies. Here in the United States of America, obesity is on the rise. The percentage of obesity especially in children seems to ascend every year due to our questionably convenient supply of f A Heavy Handed Proposal
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TV Casualties- Ah, the joys of Film Club at school

Fri Oct 30, 2009, 9:25 PM

Mood: Helpful
Reading: Wicked by Gregory Maguire (what musical?)

I've decided to dump some more old works I nearly forgot existed. These here are 3 scripts to a movie I wanted to make in 11th grade, but failed. Terribly.

The film was titled TV Casualties, and it was a compilation of short skits, all parodying something you would see on TV, like a commercial or show. It didn't really have a set story, except that the skits were bookended with a kid who is watching said TV and flipping the channels, so we are seeing what he sees. It's a lot like Robot Chicken, although I thought of this a year or so before it debuted.

Unfortunately (?), only three and a half scripts survived to this day, though I still remember several more. Maybe some time in the future I'll write them out and give it an actual conclusion (and humor), because I don't like pulling a Franz Kafka and never finishing my projects, especially when they abruptly end.

The Opening Sequence: [link]

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Just an aspiring writer, nothing more.

Fantasy, action/adventure and scripts are mostly the genres and formats that I do. I don't really do fanfictions, since I can only work with original characters.

I also do short joke comics, though they are real cartoony and cheaply done (sorry, no ah-nee-may or main-guh here). However, writing really is my strong point.

Many stories here will be pretty old, since I set a time limit on when I should share the things I make, so I have time to proofread and all that, though there are some I'll post that are so-bad-they're-good and written when I was young and dumb.

I am also very accepting of critiques, just so long as they are not outright flames.

More facts about me:

I am a proud Twilight and Inheritance Cycle hater. Please note though that this only applies to the VERY rabid fans.

I am an avid reader, and some of my favorite genres and subjects of reading include: biographies, fantasy, history (both fiction and non-fiction), World War II, psychology, religion/cultures around the world, criminology and the occasional manga or graphic novel series.

I'm a HUGE Evangelion fan, but for the now often overlooked deconstructional, psychological and philosophical aspects of it, not just for TEH REI (though she is my favorite character).

I am currently learning German, because I find it to be a very beautiful language that does not at all deserve the bad reputation it has. In fact, Germany is one of my favorite countries of study, since almost everything about it fascinates me: the language, the history, the cars, the food, the culture and the men (and not in that particular order either.

And yes, I also plan on doing Japanese one day, but not for the reasons most other people do.

Overall, I am a very easy going, open minded and respectful person. I'm just here to have fun, to find interesting people and to help others.

DISCLAIMER: I should warn that I have in my Favorites gallery Nazi related art. I am in no way condoning the atrocities they have committed. I apologize to anyone who may be offended, and I send my deepest condolences to those who had relatives that were also victims.

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Current Residence: Desolate Hellhole, USA
Interests: Writing, reading, learning and daydreaming,
Favourite movie: Tim Burton's Ed Wood, Akira Kurasawa's Ran, Silence of the Lambs
Favourite band or musician: Morrissey/ The Smiths, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Ozzy/Black Sabbath, Slayer
Favourite genre of music: Anything except rap, country or most of the new stuff
Favourite artist: Mark Ryden, Louis Wain, Van Gough, Dali
Favourite poet or writer: HP Lovecraft, Franz Kafka
Favourite photographer: Too many to choose from (Read: I actually don't know any, but I want to sound sophisticated).
Favourite style of art: Surrealism, sequential
MP3 player of choice: Ummm...I still listen to CDs. Whoa-- what's with the pitchforks and torches?!
Shell of choice: Conch shells are cool...
Wallpaper of choice: The yellow one. I could just stare and stare and stare....
Skin of choice: The soft, stretchy kind. They sew together nicely and make comfy suits.
Favourite game: Xenogears, Final Fantsy 7, Resident Evil Series
Favourite gaming platform: PS2
Favourite cartoon character: Snoopy, Donald Duck, Lucy/Nyu (Elfen Lied), Rei Ayanami (Evangelion)
Personal Quote: Each night as you sleep, I destroy the world.
Tools of the Trade: My sick little mind.

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Oct 30, 2009 TV Casualties- Ah, the joys of Film Club at school
Oct 16, 2009 About Freaking Time!

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=Vhazza 5 days 17 hours ago

Thanks for adding my stamp to your collection. Very much appreciated

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Vhari x

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Rattrap: oh?
Nira: No, I said I was going to blame you

~Wide-Awake-Nightmare 5 days 13 hours ago

You're welcome!

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=insanewalk Nov 17, 2009, 8:30:57 AM

Thanks for the fav + watch.

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~Wide-Awake-Nightmare Nov 17, 2009, 11:11:16 AM

Welcome, I love your writing!

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~asmilingmalice Nov 13, 2009, 11:40:38 AM

So I remember what you said about "Reading Lolita in Tehran," so when I went to the bookstore today, I found it and decided to read it. And oh my god, you were SOOOOOO right about it. I couldn't put it down.

Once I have cash I'm buying it. For sure.

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